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hangoutwithfriendsatcollege:

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ERIC IT’S BEN ERIC I PICK UP I GOT ARRESTED FOR DOING CROTCH CHOPS AT THE PRESIDENT I NEED YOU TO GO UNDER MY BED AND GRAB THE JAR LABELED “JAIL MONEY” AND BRING IT DOWN TO THE COUNTY COURTHOUSE PLEASE MAN THE COP’S KEEP TELLING ME THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS LIKE IN OBAMA’S AMERICA.


ALSO DON’T TOUCH ANY OF THE OTHER JARS LABELED “TRIP MONEY” THAT’S FOR MY TRIP TO NIPPON (JAPAN)

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