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There is a movie called Act of Valor, the plot of which is: army guns. They apparently borrowed real army guys to fire the guns. This seems like it should just be a video game. Mike & Molly is about fat people, which is either social realism or some kind of crude analog SEO strategy. Not clear if show is about being fat or simply involves being fat. Liam Neeson is in a movie that involves Liam Neeson either protecting his family from a wolf or getting revenge on a wolf for killing his family, which is basically the plot of every movie Liam Neeson has been in recently. Verizon FiOS doesn’t want you to share your home internet service with the creepy neighbor. The one guy from Oz is still mumbling unpleasant scenarios involving insurance on behalf of Allstate. Sprint has iPhones now. Tom Selleck’s mustache is geological. Big Bang Theory appears to be a show about ’90s nostalgia. Vern Schillinger from Oz is in an insurance commercial too. He seems to have backed off his Nazism since prison.
